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Wanda laughs as she glances at the girls then back at Annie “Ohhh you didn’t have to do that!” she took the box and stared at it happily “Thanks hun. You know chocolate goes straight to my ass right?” she laughs, placing the box in her handbag. 

Her expresso arrived moments later, Wanda clasped her hands round the mug, letting the warmth run over her smooth skin “So works pretty hectic? how could you be stepping on peoples toes? you’re like the best in the business” Wanda shook her head in disbelief of other agent’s idiocy as she took a sip of her drink “I got that a lot with SHIELD so freelance is definitely easier, but it’s sooo quiet” she leaned closer over the table “most of the time I’m just stuck at home with Mycroft, Kyle has more of a life than me” 

*waves her off* Please, you get twenty of the those boxes and be just fine. Or make Kyle do the same I told Clint. He complained about his uniform getting tight between the candy and the cupcakes. I said we’ll just have to put more effort into working out. *wiggles her eyebrows smirking*

Well, I was going to talk to this wait staff member at this wedding about some issue with their government planning something bad. Yeah, that part turns out to be true, except that their government wasn’t of this planet. The wedding was apparently a U.N.I.T. wedding, there really were two officers getting married but they also wanted a reason to talk to my contact. So now after extra training I maybe working as a go between with the CIA and U.N.I.T. *nods* So lots and lots of paperwork.

“Psssh I wish!” Wanda puffed out her cheeks jokingly before taking another sip of her drink. She giggled at Annie’s comment “yeah, it’s a shame me and Kyle haven’t even got a work out regime yet…we’re getting close though” she winked mischievously ”For the amount of crap Kyle eats I’m surprised he still looks good in that suit.” 

“woah that’s…that’s weird, definitely not the kinda case I’m used to” Wanda nodded with understanding “I hate paper work, I rarely get it but it’s usually contracts and disclaimers, I’ve grasped the rare skill of reading the fine print through and through” 

*sips her coffee before smiling* I’m sorry, dear, I know that can very frustrating when your work schedules don’t match up. I have a feeling that ring gives him a little extra metabolism boost cause Hal was the same way, able to eat anything.

Yeah, I think the amount of paperwork was also my bosses punishment. I think she acts like it is my fault that a simple mission doesn’t stay a simple mission. *shrugs*